Frequently Asked Questions

Here are the questions we've been asked the most regarding our travel plans.

• Did y’all win the lottery? No. Stop being dumb.

• Are y’all rich? Same answer as above.

• Are y’all retired? Still no.  Once we get back, we’ll figure it out.  

• Isn’t this really expensive? Not really.

• Why now?  Why not?  Seriously, though, we got tired of waiting for the “right time”.

• Where all are y’all going? All over.  Stay tuned…

• How long is your trip? We don’t know.  

• Where will y’all live when you return? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• How can we keep up with your travels? That’s why we made this site!

• Are you going to be posting on Facebook, Instagram, et al? No.  Take that, Meta. 

• Are you using a travel agent? Nope.

• Why won’t you respond to my texts? You didn’t use Signal.  That’s why.